coreydrake:

My life has been really shitty lately. Something equally amazing is bound to happen.

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This gif, tho…

merlin-the-last-dragon-lord:

justnevilledup:

4gifs:

I must go…my people need me

THIS IS SO ACCURATE THAT IT HURTS. :’)

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YES, Goosebumps is happening!

NO, it’s starring Jack Black.

superparaweird:

Man I had forgotten this film was in the works!

beccaleigh17:

stagesandpages:

AC SLATER / MARIO LOPEZ APPRECIATION POST

Must. Reblog the sexiness!

suicunesrider:

uneditededit:

Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?

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not gonna lie that still looks intimately real

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caterpillarsend:

Let’s see… I realize that a lot of my new followers probably don’t know anything about me, so I figured I’d post seven random facts that you probably would never know about me based on my Tumblr.

1. I sing. A lot. I’ll be posting more of that on here. I do lots of entertainment related things, actually. Y’all ain’t even ready for this good good. 

2. I love to travel almost as much as I love being naked. I’ve been to 48 states and thirteen countries so far. Never been south of the equator!

3. I have one tattoo on my left shoulder/upper arm. My hair is actually dark brown, which becomes obvious when it grows longer, though I have a patch of blonde in a place most people outside of my friends never see. 

4. I’m currently in college, majoring in Biblical Studies with a minor in Theology. I don’t want to be a preacher, tho… I just really like studying the bible.

5. I’m a indie author and publisher (feel free to follow that much more sensible blog) with two books to my name, several more on the way, and a contribution to an upcoming cyberfunk anthology. I really believe in representing POCs in my work, because REPRESENTATION MATTERS.

6. I’m the youngest of six. I love being the fun uncle, but I kinda really want kids, so I’m looking for someone to get me pregnant. Looking at you, coreydrake

7. Among the many things I’ve been in life, I’ve been a early childhood educator, a singing waiter, a lifeguard, a personal trainer trainee, and Lead Genius at Apple in Anchorage, Alaska. Oh yeah, and the military. I always forget to mention the military.

Anything else you guys want to know about me, just ask. We can start with my ridiculous affinity for doorags that I picked up while living in Alaska.

Hilarious, but just one question…

Where was

 

caterpillarsend:

Chocolate cake. Hahahahahaha.

Is ass Wednesday still a thing?

fabischafer:

So caterpillarsend wanted me to draw Skyboarder.
My finger hurts from drawing on a trackpad.

You’re the best!

that-big-gay-impala:

THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL

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occurian:

thought i could resist

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quads-for-the-gods:

ghdos:

wounds-2-wisdom:

farfrompaid:

pussy-on-da-chain-wax:

would-i-hit-it:

bignell40:

cheekdaddy:

mrcheyl:

Hulk Smash

LOL

LMAO

Lol!

I have several inquiries…

bruh

I’m so distraught

I swear Tumblr ain’t shit sometimes.

BRUH LOL.

I hate you guys for this.

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skreetfighter:

when u nut and shawty keep suckin

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wavy-crockett:

curvedbullets:

newladeraheights:

thesinwhisperer:

imjoselinehernandezbaby:

uglygirlsclub:

i’m like 5’7 how tall are yall?

5’10

5’5”

5’11”

5’2

6’5”

6’0”